You leave them alone for one game and look what happens. With Neville and Tracey Neville in charge for this week the boys couldn’t have been in safer hands and looking at the result on the league website last night, me thinks “Happy Days”, now this is where it all starts to get a little confusing.

As I read it Stuie Costello scores two trys after Steve Hearn found him wandering around McKinney Field at halftime.

Sam Bramhall as an absolute blinder and gets himself Duck of the Day, he also strikes up an amazing friendship with Netball and they’ve promised each other that they’ll start having sleepovers and go out for drinks together.

Tom Redfearn had his fringe cut before the game and didn’t drop a ball all game.

Will Grabe on his debut made the most carries in the game, mostly sideways but he did promise to pass the ball to a teammate if any of them could be bothered cutting a line off him.

Ben Sadler threw one of his legendary try making passes.

Martyn robbed a try off Matt Brookes and them limped off with a Phantom Hip Injury in sympathy with Taggy.

Tracey Neville didn’t criticise anyone after someone fed him a gobstopper before the game.

Captain Kris made the best attempted tackle of the game, how he didn’t see RED for having both feet off the ground only the referee knows.

Hang on, hang on, Sue has just woken up and I’m in the shower, the Ducks haven’t won they’ve been well beaten and we aren’t in Dallas we’ve been watching Jersey Boys.

Bad day at the office boys, they happen, if we going win anything this season that’s the team we have to beat, they’ve set the bar and it’s upto us to get over it. See you at training Tuesday.

Get well soon Taggy, you’ll be missed mate whilst you’re out.

Ah now I remember, if anyone finds a greyhound in a yellow hoodie wandering around Eastham please contact the club. Cal do me a favour let us know if you’re not going to make it.

Mother Duck