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Living with the crusading Ducks.

DAN JENNER aka Taffy Duck, jack of all trades, master of none is the saying, but like Vanity Duck plays anywhere we need him and plays well. One of many teachers in the squad, heaven help the kids of today, Welsh and we do hold it against him, loves nothing more than going home to his sheep after the game.
STEVE HEARN aka Golden Duck, back row, original founding member of the club, made his debut in 1947, never knowingly been onside at a breakdown, only gets a game now because his son is 1st team captain.
CAM CLAYTON aka Bouncing Duck, fly half, lesser talented one of Hastey's sons, his big brother got the looks, brains, talent and personality. Not much going for him really, gets a game cos we feel sorry for him.
DOM NEVILLE aka Speedy Duck, full back, son of Anselmian legend Tony Neville, obviously didn't inherit any of his dad's talent, loves undressing on coach trips, provides some great phrases MUCHOS BANTOS and NAKED BUS to name just two.
BEN TAGG aka Peggy Duck, scrum half/wing, yet another teacher, Buddy Holly fan, speed merchant, tells me he's our leading try scorer, deluded, doesn't like working so gone back to Uni for a rest.
JAMES DEAR aka Sicknote Duck, centre/full back Mr Diplomatic, shrinking violet, quiet man of the team usually because he's concuss, got a season ticket for the physio for xmas, walks like bambi on ice. Rumoured he was Mase's illegitimate son.
SAM BRAMHALL aka Likeable Duck, wing, just a genuinely nice lad, more talented than his brother, terrible snorer (shared a room with him), drinks aftershave with Nath, weirdo.
THEO BERTOLA aka Royal Duck, wing, son of the future Mayor of Llandudno, only gets a game because the 1st team need his brother to play, leading try scorer (sorry Taggy), quick but runs round like a sheep with no head (Welsh), drinks Blackcurrant.

Mother Duck.

Upcoming training sessions

  • Tue 2 Jul, 18:45 - 20:00 Senior squad training Vauxhalls
  • Thu 4 Jul, 18:45 - 20:00 Senior squad training Vauxhalls
  • Tue 9 Jul, 18:45 - 20:00 Senior squad training Vauxhalls
  • Thu 11 Jul, 18:45 - 20:00 Senior squad training Vauxhalls


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Videos and Photos

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2nd XV "Crusaders” photos

Crusaders v Village Spartans
52 photos
Crusaders v Village Spartans By David Buttery
05/01 Didsbury Toc (H)
89 photos
05/01 Didsbury Toc (H) By Dan Jenner
Ducks 62- 6 Prenton
33 photos
Ducks 62- 6 Prenton By neil redfearn

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